FEMCEL PARTY

I’m done playing around with you. Finally. And that’s why you brought me here. Even my husbando is slow. Lol. Silly hung. Is it just me? Or are you 
on your period right now? He knows. He cares. What the 1k? How many diamonds do I have? Damn it. I guess no diamonds. No diamond. Maybe I should get a job. Maybe then I’ll actually find someone. Let me show you how it’s done. What am I thinking? Obviously, people like that don’t work there. Just remember to switch off 
the power strip in the kitchen. We don’t want another fire. My parents are happy in their own way. Maybe the spark is gone, but they 
still care about each other. It’s not because of jeans.
What’s wrong with me? High school will end soon and 
university will be the same. Some Becca cells say everything 
changed for them in university. But I guess that’s only if 
you already have friends. From what I hear, most girls 
go where their friends go. Friends… it would be nice to actually have some, not just a couple of girls who 
make small talk with me in the hallway and probably won’t 
even remember me next year. Actually, they don’t even pick up my calls now. So, why would they later? Another ordinary day. Nothing will change. Sometimes I’m daydreaming that 
something will happen at school that will somehow make it easier 
for me to connect with others. Wait, did I turn off the 
power strip in the kitchen? Whatever. Nothing will happen. I’d actually prefer a smaller group. Since the school year is almost 
over, why not invite everyone? What? Invite some randoms. If they don’t behave like animals, why not? You clearly don’t know people. Julian, are you going? Where? To my house. Nathan, are you going? Don’t call him. Where? To the house party. Can you normies calm down and 
stop partying every other day? You coming or what? I think I’ll be busy. Yeah, he’s coming. Should I bring Sebastian? Did you ask him? And…how should I know? Did something happen between you? You don’t know? No. I thought you two talk. Mostly, I’m just monologuing when we’re together. Are you going? Don’t scare me. I might have a heart attack. So, are you going or not? Why bother? Well, since they’re letting 
everyone in. They won’t let us in. They’ll let me. Then go. I won’t go alone. Then go with someone. I’d like to go with you. Why with me? What else do you have to do? Gooning? No way. I’ll say that out loud. I don’t know. So, we’re set. As always, I’ll pretend I have a 
headache or my family came over. They probably don’t believe me anymore. Whatever. I don’t care. Maybe I should go just to stand against 
the wall. I’ll embarrass myself. People don’t think highly of me 
if they think anything at all. If you grew your hair, I could 
tie it in a ponytail for you. It’s too late for this naive teenage love. When I see scenes like this, I feel 
like someone punched me in the gut. I should have experienced 
something like this long ago. Hello. Why aren’t you answering? What? You ready? You know, I think… I’m outside your house. What? Yes, I’m here. Hello. It’s Monica. Who is this? What the? It’s Monica, Zoe’s friend. Come in. Dad. No. What are you doing? Some girl called says you made plans 
with her. Dad, what have you done? How would I know who you make plans 
with? You never tell us anything. I don’t tell you because nothing is happening. Then go chase her or something. It’s easy for you to say [ __ ] Ready? You know, I don’t have anything to wear. Like that’s unusual for any of us. Where’s your room? Wait. Here it is. I can explain. Did someone die here? Do you own a cat? No. Weird. I can smell something. We have 1 hour. You know, I think I can’t. Why? I think I have my period. I have a precaution for every 
one of your excuses in my bag. Damn it. Is there any mask for me in your bag? I’ve got skin scrub, but you 
had to do that two weeks ago. Show me what clothes you have. There’s underwear. Everyone has their needs. Too bad one of those needs isn’t 
keeping everything in check. So, what do we do? Put on something else. What? Something unrinkled. All my T-shirts are in drawers. We’ve still got time. For what? Just use iron. What have you even done all day? Mom. Mom, where’s the iron? In the bathroom. Do you even know what you’re doing? I know. Check the tag and the heat so 
you don’t burn it. I got it. I told you to check. Because you’re stressing me out. I’m stressing you out? Yes, you’re standing here looking at me? Mom, I’m leaving. Where to? To a friend’s. Which friend? Mine. Oh… My eyes are puffy. Wait. Where are you going? No, no, no. Why didn’t I get ready? Why have I been staring at my phone all day? I really should just rest. Now I look like I’ve been 
stung by a bunch of bees. Ready? One second. It’s too late. Nothing helps. Maybe it’s better to stay here. Ready or not. I’ve never been. This was a bad idea. I should have stayed home. Try not to act like you usually do. And don’t drink too much. We 
don’t want a repeat of last time. That was something else, though. Maybe you should find a boyfriend instead. They’re not answering. We need to go back. Wait. Hello. Let us in. No one’s greeting us. Be grateful that they even opened the door. What the? Only a few people here. Maybe more will come later. I was hoping I could disappear into the crowd. Come on, let’s talk to someone. Yeah, it’d be good to finally introduce ourselves. And then I say, “I’m tired of monologuing. Maybe you’d like to add something.” And she says, “Maybe.” Did you get it? Maybe. So that’s why I was wondering whether 
to go to med school or nursing school, but I heard there’s more practical 
experience in nursing, so that would suit me. Besides, a few of my old 
friends might sign up, too. So maybe there’ll be someone to talk to. Yeah, it would be good to have someone to talk to. Aren’t they a bit tough? I don’t know. I guess not. I’d go to it, too, though. Dad wants to get me something from his company. Which one? I don’t know, but he said 
if I decide, I can choose something. Hey, what are you talking about? Did this [ __ ] just body block me? About college? Don’t worry about college. I’m going to the store with Julian. Want anything? No thanks. I’ve got everything. I wish I could just go up and start talking, but who would listen? It’s been half an hour and I haven’t said a word. 
It’s probably too late to open my mouth now. They know I don’t talk. They’re probably already 
laughing at me in their heads. I should have stayed home. [ __ ] it. Hey. Hey. Did they leave you here all alone, too? No, I walked on my own. Oh, say something. Who even is that? Why aren’t you saying anything? I think I have something on my 
face, but I won’t scratch it. It would be awkward. Why do guys fight so hard to talk to a 
girl, but with me, it’s always nothing. Dude, talk to her. Me? She is the one who came to me. There’s no point in talking to girls. They just use you and take 
everything in the divorce. He’s not married. He might be. Do you think he will be? Wait, who’s the good one? Listen to me. Not that bluepilled coper. No biceps detected. Opinion rejected. Oh, look. He is like me. Oh, I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. 
I didn’t mean to. Ah, his fingers. They’re so long and graceful. The moment they touch mine, 
I feel my heart skip a beat. My knees, they’re getting weak. His warmth is spreading through me. Is this what love feels like? Come with me. This washing machine dries clothes quickly. So, in 2 hours, it’ll be like new. Your name is Zoe, right? Yeah. You’re in class with Julian, if I’m not mistaken. Well, we kind of know each other. Yeah, interesting guy. I don’t know where that noise is coming from. Did someone turn on the washing machine? Oh, what are you two doing here? And it keeps drying out my 
skin. I don’t know what to do. Maybe drink more water. But I drink a lot and I’m 
constantly running to the bathroom. Maybe your skin don’t like your cosmetics. Maybe. What am I doing with my life? Hello there. You probably didn’t expect 
to hear my voice, aren’t you? Yes, this is how I sound. This is how I speak. I have an accent. And by the way, I already made a video on my 
second channel. It’s kind of a different style. So, if you want, there’s a link in 
the description. So, yeah. See you.