MUST WATCH: FEMINISTA VIAJA NO TEMPO PARA IMPEDIR HITLER

[Music] So good. So good. [Music] I’m a time traveler from the year 2025, and I’ve come here to kill you, Hitler. Oh, not again. I’m never going to have enough time to finish these paintings with all of these time travelers trying to kill me. Well, I’m going to succeed. Before you pull the trigger, can I just ask why? Why do all of you people want to kill me? Isn’t it obvious? I’m a progressive, a liberal, a fighter for social justice. And you are a fascist who implemented a reign of terror. And while the effects of your policies devastated the world for decades, soon we will be able to take back the White House. And we will be able to use the government to force people to follow our great ideas. You want to use government power to force your ideas on the populace. Me too. That’s fantastic. What? No. No. You and I have nothing in common. What I’m saying is there are people in our time with dangerous ideas and we need to silence them. Silencing those who disagree with you. I do that, too. our vunderbar. Ah, the Nazi movement will not die with me. Don’t give me that. I’m enlightened and you’re as bad as well as Hitler. Listen, what I’m trying to say is we are very close to implementing a utopia. As long as we can get rid of some certain undesirable people groups. Yes. Like the Jews. Yes. Like the Jews. Oh, so in the future. Oh, you also do not like the Jews. Well, no, but we don’t believe in segregating all the races like you do. I mean, except for like graduation ceremonies and dorms and hiring practices. Oh, and and admissions policies, that sort of thing. I too am a fan of the segregation. I I’m sorry, I have to ask. Is this a real firearm? Or is this some kind of uh toy for uh for Kinder? It’s a flare gun. I’m trying not to support America’s toxic gun culture. I’m a firm believer in gun control. Gun control. This was one of my ideas, too. Ban them from the undesirabs. Yes. Look here. Oh. Oh. Oh, and your uh your shirt. This is an organization uh founded by Margaret Sanger. Yes. Wait, you know about Margaret Sanger? Yeah. Of course. She’s such a lovely person. No, no, no, no, no, no. She’s a fighter for reproductive rights, for women’s empowerment, and and the eradication of undesirable populations by means of eugenics. Brilliant lady. Very inspiring. I must use some of her ideas in our socialized health care system. Socialized healthcare? That’s not your thing. That’s That’s our thing. Oh, no. It’s very much my thing. Did you know that Nazi means National Socialist German Verkers Party? Nazi is just uh more catchy. Nazi. Nazi. Nazi. Nazi. Nazi. Just rolls off the tongue. No, this can’t be true. This has to be some sort of mistake. We are nothing alike. You’re Adolf Hitler, evil right-wing fascist dictator, and I’m a feminist restorative justice advocate and a vegetarian. You’re a vegetarian? Me, too. Okay. I am so confused right now. I came here with a clear goal in mind to kill the most evil man who I’ve ever lived, besides Ronald Reagan. But now that I’m meeting you in person, you’re not at all what I thought you were. And your painting is actually really good. What do you call it? I call it on Yuden. Wow. I don’t know what that means, but sounds beautiful. It does, doesn’t it?